Useless Thread for Swampfire to read....

[Spooky]

admin said:

holly said:

Swamp, how many fudgsicles is too many?

Especially if you haven't had dinner and it's almost time for bed. I'm saying two. It's been a rough day. Two should be good right?

Well that depends on many factors. Is the fudgsicle a tandem model with a clear break in the center? If so, would you call all that is encapsulated within a single package a single serving or is each stick a single serving? There are also fudgsicles that have a single stick but are as wide and tall as the tandem models of fudgsicles. Are these single servings? In one case you are possibly asking me if you should eat up to four sticks of fudgsicle or it could be that you are asking me if you should eat two sticks but you really mean the same amount of fudgsicle as what's on four sticks in the tandem model.

It is my firm opinion, regardless of the above, and in respect to your unique case, that you should remove one package of fudgsicle (be it tandem or singular model) from the box and set it aside for Em. The rest of the box is now fair game. Knock yourself out.

Ummmm....I am so not awake yet but all your wide and tall and firm opinion talk kinda turned me on. I've never craved a fudgsicle so much in life as I do at this moment. LOL

[SwampFire]

There are psychological factors in that. Shall we discuss them?

[Spooky]

admin said:

There are psychological factors in that. Shall we discuss them?

Sure...let's have a go at it shall we?

[Spooky]

I had a dream about you last night and I don't like you very much right now.

;D

[Spooky]

Would you think differently of me if I told you that I was super excited that the new American Gladiators was on last night. I had no idea there was even a new one on TV. I only got to watch half of it before my power went out for a few hours. I missed the Eliminator!

Am I still cool or not so much now?

[Spooky]

Here's a very important piece of information for you Mr. Swamp......never eat dill pickle chips and then drink orange juice. Trust me......it doesn't taste very good at all.

Just in case it ever comes up....now you'll know better.

You'll thank me for all this useless information one day.

[Millergirl4]

BUT a powdered donut dipped in chocolate milk ain't bad at all.

[Spooky]

millergirl4 said:

BUT a powdered donut dipped in chocolate milk ain't bad at all.

Eww...that sounds nasty.

[Spooky]

So Swampfire, are you gonna pop in today? You know you want too.

I cheated.....I drank a Coke last night. But don't tell Angie. It's our little secret okay?

[Millergirl4]

WHAAAAAAAT?

[Spooky]

Hey, it was my first one really in over 2 weeks. I splurged!

You weren't supposed to read that!

[Millergirl4]

You've been doing really well then. You deserve a reward. Just not everyday! ;D

[Spooky]

millergirl4 said:

You've been doing really well then. You deserve a reward. Just not everyday! ;D

Thanks. I'll have to find other ways to reward myself though.

[Spooky]

holly said:

Would you think differently of me if I told you that I was super excited that the new American Gladiators was on last night. I had no idea there was even a new one on TV. I only got to watch half of it before my power went out for a few hours. I missed the Eliminator!

Am I still cool or not so much now?

My dreams of being an American Gladiator have been crushed. I could never get over the first obstacle in the Eliminator. I could never haul my ass over that wall without a boost.
I wanted to share that with you....even though that means I'm talking to myself.

[Spooky]

boom chicka wow wow.......

I've been singing porn music all day. What's wrong with me? I haven't seen a porn EVER! I swear!