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Post by Spooky on Dec 29, 2007 14:37:21 GMT -5
Yee-haw, giddy-up cowboy.
Maybe I should rethink my love of cowboys. I think I'm going to go for computer geeks from now on. At least they won't get ticks and perforated colons from their hard drives.
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Post by Spooky on Jan 11, 2008 16:08:04 GMT -5
I showed my other half that video the other day. He thinks I have serious problems. ;D
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Post by Millergirl4 on Jan 11, 2008 18:30:08 GMT -5
I showed my other half that video the other day. He thinks I have serious problems. ;D LOL. Kris won't even watch it. I had to wait til he left so I could see what was wrong with the dudes balls. In a thread on another board it was all they kept talking about.
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Post by dnddad324 on Jan 13, 2008 11:06:12 GMT -5
one word.....
WOW!!!
And NO, I don't want to see the video!!! ROFLMAO!!!
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Post by Millergirl4 on Jan 13, 2008 11:09:01 GMT -5
LOL you beat me to it Dad! I just mentioned in the other thread to check this one out. You sure you don't want to see it? It's really good if you want to lose soem weight - it will kill your appetite for the remainder of the day!
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Post by dnddad324 on Jan 13, 2008 11:15:02 GMT -5
LOL you beat me to it Dad! I just mentioned in the other thread to check this one out. You sure you don't want to see it? It's really good if you want to lose soem weight - it will kill your appetite for the remainder of the day! I am 100% positive that I don't want to see the video. Just the thought of it scares me.
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Post by Spooky on Jan 14, 2008 10:12:24 GMT -5
It's really good if you want to lose soem weight - it will kill your appetite for the remainder of the day! it will probably turn you off from any form of sex today too. I love what you put for your location Dnddad. You made me laugh. ;D
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Post by Millergirl4 on Jan 14, 2008 10:54:25 GMT -5
It's really good if you want to lose soem weight - it will kill your appetite for the remainder of the day! it will probably turn you off from any form of sex today too. I love what you put for your location Dnddad. You made me laugh. ;D ...maybe even a few days........
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Post by dnddad324 on Jan 14, 2008 11:11:29 GMT -5
I love what you put for your location Dnddad. You made me laugh. ;D I kept reading about how only the Canadians were only posting here. I thought it would be appropriate!!! ;D
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Post by Spooky on Mar 28, 2008 15:14:26 GMT -5
This entire thread puts me in a good mood every time I read it. I'll never forget this conversation. ;D
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Post by Spooky on May 21, 2008 12:40:35 GMT -5
I found some more unusual deaths:12 - 1834: David Douglas, Scottish botanist, who fell in a pit trap, was crushed by a bull that fell in the same pit. 11 - 453: Attila the Hun suffered a severe nosebleed and choked to death on his wedding night. 10 - 1989: A Belgian teenager was killed by a crashing Soviet MiG-23 fighter jet, which escaped from Poland on autopilot after the crew ejected over a false engine failure alarm. 9 - 1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus. 8 - 2003: Jane McDonald, a seminary student from Scotland, slipped and fell into an open dishwasher and was impaled by a kitchen knife. 7 - 207 BC: Chrysippus, Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunken donkey attempt to eat figs. 6 - 81: Roman emperor Titus is said to have died when a mosquito flew up his nose and picked at his brain. 5 - 1981: Jeff Bailey, a 19-year-old man died of a heart attack after scoring 16,660 on the arcade game Berzerk. This was the first known instance of a video game-related death. 4 - 1953: Frank Hayes, jockey, suffered a heart attack during a horse race. The horse, Sweet Kiss, went on to finish first, making Hayes the only deceased jockey to win a race. 3 - 2005:Lee Seung Seop, a 28-year-old Korean video game addict collapsed in an Internet cafe after playing World of Warcraft and Starcraft for almost 50 hours. 2 - 1997: David Bailey, an Irish man died when he was urinated on by a rat while attempting to retrieve a lost golf ball from a ditch. Bailey apparently startled the rat, causing it to dart up his pant leg and urinate on him. After the incident, Bailey's companions urged him to immediately shower, but Bailey refused stating that he had no bites or scratches. He died two weeks later from kidney failure brought on by an acute case of leptospirosis. 1 - 2005: Kenneth Pinyan, a Seattle, WA. man, died of acute peritonitis after submitting to anal intercourse with a stallion in the town of Enumclaw, WA. The man had done this before, but he delayed several hours to visit a hospital wishing to avoid official cognizance. The case led to the criminalization of bestiality in Washington moronland.net/moronia/moron/957/
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Post by Spooky on May 21, 2008 12:45:17 GMT -5
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Post by Millergirl4 on May 21, 2008 16:10:52 GMT -5
I found some more unusual deaths:7 - 207 BC: Chrysippus, Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunken donkey attempt to eat figs. I agree this is funny and I know how he feels, my pug makes me laugh on a daily basis. This could be my type of death.....5 - 1981: Jeff Bailey, a 19-year-old man died of a heart attack after scoring 16,660 on the arcade game Berzerk. This was the first known instance of a video game-related death. Wii anyone??1 - 2005: Kenneth Pinyan, a Seattle, WA. man, died of acute peritonitis after submitting to anal intercourse with a stallion in the town of Enumclaw, WA. The man had done this before, but he delayed several hours to visit a hospital wishing to avoid official cognizance. The case led to the criminalization of bestiality in Washington This one is untouchable.moronland.net/moronia/moron/957/
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Post by Spooky on May 24, 2008 14:30:52 GMT -5
It's not possible to die from laughing though. It's like sex...you can't die from it, sure you could have a heart attack and die during/after sex but sex wouldn't be the cause. Well it could be the cause but not the real cause. You can't die from laughing but you could die..oh never mind, I've lost my train of thought. ;D But then I have laughed so hard I thought I was going to die (or pee myself.) Can't say the same about sex though. ;D this is one banned. We'll just start up again and never stop.
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